Tuesday, November 30, 2010

100% Cacao in 15 minutes

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Monstuh Huntuh Portuhbul 3....... :3

Less than a week. Expect extensive coverage on livestream.

Until then. Let puppy entertain you!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

5 reasons why I hate you while I'm in a car

Well it been almost a week since our last post so here I go. A list of why I hate you while driving.

1. Use your Goddamn turn signal.
And no, I don't mean during the turn. I mean signal your goddamn turn. If I knew you were turning into the lot I'm turning out of, I could have gone already. And if there are two unmarked lanes at a red light, signal your turn before you stop. The left last is also the fast lane. I don't want to figure out two seconds after stopping that you're going left when I could have gone in the right lane. Go die. On fire. In a well.

2. I was five car lengths ahead of you. Stop being a jackass.
You weren't going that fast when I started turning into your lane. Don't pretend like I cutting you off. Why the hell do you need a SUV in suburban tri-sate area anyway!?! Its a car for sporting not to make you feel safer for when you inevitably hit someone else because you suck at driving! Go die. On fire. In a well.

3. If you're a dumbass... don't you honk at me.
The light turned green. I was on the opposite side of the light from you. I WAS GOING FUCKING STRAIGHT! YOU WERE TURNING LEFT! You do not almost crash into me and then honk at me like I did something. Go die. On fire. In a well.

4. Snooty Bikers.
I'm going back into the parking lot because my vehicle is an obstruction while you are biking on the sidewalk. I was waiting to make a turn for quite a while before you stopped and quite audibly, "Really?"-ed. I do not regret my statement of your ass being mediocre at best. You were a bitch. Go die. On fire. In a well.

5. I'm doing 45 in a 25. I'm going fast enough.
I'm in a bright red car. I'm already speeding. I'm not getting a ticket for doing 90mph in front of a school just so you can pick up Jeffy 5 minutes earlier from soccer practice. Maybe if you left five minutes earlier instead of telling your daughter she'll never be pretty (I can only assuming that's how your life goes after watching you freak out in my rear view mirror). Go die. On fire. In a well.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Diglett Dig!

Heavy was just minding his own damn business.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Eye of the Storm

Been in New Paltz since midday Friday. Birthdays and such. Been partying for about two days now. Now is the calm before we hit the hurricanes body again. Expect fun pictures once I steal them from Facebook.

Faces will be censored for protection. Not theres. We just don't want you poking you eyes out for looking at the fugly bastards.

Friday, November 12, 2010

And Live!

Finished first successful livestream as well. Though recording fucked up, its ok since I got at least 5 minutes worth.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

This Hand of Mine Glows with an Awesome Taste...

.... Its sugary grip tells me to defeat hunger! TAKE THIS! My hyperglycemia, my obesity, and all my diabetes!

CHOCOLATE FINGERRR!!! GO! GO! GO!

BABIES EVERYWHERE

So here I was, just sitting around doing homework and I realized it sucked... But thanks to chance encounters, NOW I FEEL GREAT.

Friday, November 5, 2010

It's not that I hate Shoprite...

It's that I hate all the goddamn old fossils who are to concerned with their expiration date (not the jarred prunes, THEIRS) to realize that THEY ARE TAKING UP THE ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLE!!!

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