No Glass Shard Left Behind

So for those of you who know me personally, you may know that since about one year old I've had a shard of glass in my heel. Its either due to possible nerve damage from removing it or negligence, the reason is unclear but that is neither here nor there.

Where the little guy lives

The main point is to have a concrete name for the little guy before I turn 21. So any name you can think of, please submit it to me before August of this year. Go on. Do it. I dare you!