Tea Time

youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYIFbJvlBK8&feature=channel_video_title

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A New Post!?!? Madness!!!

Yeeeaaah, so there haven't been as many posts as I would have liked to have done. I'm waiting for a grand enough audience to chew the bhut jolokia I have ( should be fun), and vlogging can e a chore because my camcorder is older and small cameras take just about as good footage.

Long story short I should be chewing a really hot pepper soon. Fun.

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Bases Ball

Video after Jump

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Posting Something

Black told me to post something.

This qualifies as "something".

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Crysis 2 - Door Glitch

Still pardoning the lack of posts, I was playing Crysis 2 when I found myself a little glitch that was quite amusing.

Figured I'd pick up an ambulance door to shield me from bullets as I closed in on the badguys. Little did I know that in doing so, I disguised myself as AN AMBULANCE.

Recorded for your viewing pleasure..

"HMM!? Nothing here..." *Bash*

Watch live streaming video from hawkblogstream at livestream.com

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I like corn

Video inside

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Black and a Boot

(Video inside) So our dear BlackHawk can't drink on St. Patty's day? What to do? Hmmmm...

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Beeeh

Class. Finals. Exams. MEH.

Did this a while ago. Posted because I don't have time for a legit post lol.

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Haven't done a post in a bit...

So instead of doing a real post, here are two albums of random drawing that I drew while I should have been studying. Btw I can't draw well. These are public links so it doesn't matter if you are a friend or not.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2043185&id=1338870373&l=3803156618

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2077796&id=1338870373&l=574168d941

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Too hip to be a hipster.

Next time a hipster asks you if you've heard of a random band, say yes. Perplexed the hipster will ask you to name a song, not believing you actually have heard of the band. Casually reply, "I don't know, I don't concern myself with labels." Walk away. You have just out douched a hipster. Buy yourself a cookie. You damn sure earned it....

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No Glass Shard Left Behind

So for those of you who know me personally, you may know that since about one year old I've had a shard of glass in my heel. Its either due to possible nerve damage from removing it or negligence, the reason is unclear but that is neither here nor there.

Where the little guy lives

The main point is to have a concrete name for the little guy before I turn 21. So any name you can think of, please submit it to me before August of this year. Go on. Do it. I dare you!

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Dark Souls Announced!

If you know anything about Demon's Souls, you probably already know that Dark Souls is coming. It was announced a few days ago by Namco Bandai and it certainly looks promising. From Software obviously realized it did great with Demon's Souls, and if you're like me- you're dying to see Dark Souls. Be warned however! This will not be Demon's Souls 2, they made it very clear that Dark Souls will be a spiritual successor rather than a sequel. However the visual style, gameplay, and difficulty will certainly be back..... and improved!

Well let's cut to the chase, what exactly is different?

Difficulty:
-The game will be significantly harder than Demon's Souls
-Dying "hundreds, thousands, even millions of times" is an integral part of the game

Content:

-TONS of gear. Some places have it at 200+ weapons alone

-Weapons will be more unique, and each will offer a different playstyle

-More spells, about 2x the amount that was in Demon's Souls

-Many different enemies and locations to experience

Gameplay:

-Seamless world, no Nexus or Archstones to travel between locations, focus on exploration

-Travel anywhere- if you can see it, you can go there

-No classes (not like they mattered much in Demon's Souls anyway)

-Re-visioned multiplayer element, new co-op system
-Black and Blue phantoms make a return
-So do blood stains and messages
-No. World. Tendency.

Misc:

-Multiplatform! Get it on PS3 and Xbox360.

On the whole, Dark Souls looks extremely promising and will probably be a great hit like Demon's Souls was. Personally I'm going to cross my fingers for a collector's edition or at least a pack like the Black Phantom Edition EU got.

If you haven't seen the trailer already.. What are you waiting for!? Here it is:

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5 Reason Why I Hate You While I'm In A Supermarket

And for future reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration

1. Do NOT pick a cart, and then bottleneck the entrance.
If you are not prepared to enter the supermarket, DON'T! By stopping and adjusting your coat or scarf or whatever, you are making me wait behind you. I can almost guarantee you can do whatever the hell you are doing while walking. At least move your cart so your fat ass is out of the way! Go defenestrate yourself.

2. Don't block an aisle.
If you have to stop your cart in an aisle to get something, make sure its not next to another cart. Seriously. The aisle is only about two and a half carts wide. Stop being such a dick. I know you knew I was there. I made a lot of noise. An shelf stock worker... I'M GODDAMN GIVING YOU MONEY!!! YOU BETTER MOVE YOUR DAMN CART! Go defenestrate yourself.

3. Once again, DON'T BLOCK THE AISLE!!!
Yeah its just you an me, but is there any reason you have to stand next to the cart instead of behind or infront of it. See number two for the rest of this rant. Go defenestrate yourself.

4. When/if I get you to move, don't be a dick about it.
Ooooh nooooooo. You had you perform a common courtesy. Woe is you. Don't roll your goddamn eyes at me because I want to get through the aisle. Yeah I'm gonaa bump into your cart while getting past you! What are you gonna do about it!?!? NOTHING!?!?! THATS RIGHT!!!! Go defenestrate yourself.

5. Old people...
...how is it no matter what day of the week I go, its old people day? HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!?!?! WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME WITH YOUR SLOW MOVEMENT AND NEED TO STAND RIGHT WHERE I WANT TO GO!?!?!?! Go defenestrate yourselves... except the cool old people. You know who you are.

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SON OF DOBO!

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Hawk... Vlog?!?!?

Wanna hear the random thoughts of a crazy person while he's eating? TOO BAD HERE IT IS!

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NYA!!!

Meow meowmeow, meowmeowmeow? MEOW MEOW! Meeeeeeeeooooooooooow!

http://mangastream.com/read/monster_hunter/10818078/1

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New Videos Soon!

One by Friday night and the next within a week!

I still have a better record than VG Cats!!!

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Armory Expansion Continues, Other News

Well, needless to say I'm pleased with how the Armory is turning out. The newest additions are the "Vicious Element" setups, which utilize Element Attack Up in conjunction with X Element +2 to get the most out of your high element weapons. (Yes. They do stack.)

Personally, I use the Vicious Flex Element setup gemmed with Dragon Attack +2 along with Divine Exodus to solo Akantor. It may not be the fastest, but it's damn fun and gets the job done when I need some parts but don't want to spend excess time on AHP.

In other news, I've been looking around about my Photoshop problems and no help. Probably gonna have to reinstall it. The issue now is finding out where I put all the stuff. Either way. Updated maps should be starting to come by next weekend, as well as a few visual tweaks with the blog itself.

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Site Renovations: New Layout and Pages

As you can probably tell, the site now has another sidebar, as well as the the first stage of White's Armory like I said. So as the place gets more useful content, it will fold nicely into this new format. Some of the original navbar items will be changed or removed completely.

So after the death of my laptop, I come back home to find that my Photoshop has gone mad. Which has setback further work on the maps as well as anything else graphically. I used Pixlr Editor to do some of the sidebar items which is fantastic program that is free to use.

Layout/Map updates to come when Photoshop's up and running again. Armory updates also to come (much sooner).

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Updates. Computer funeral.

Okay. So, lots of nothing happening since my laptop died over the holidays. Now that I can actually do things, I hope to do quite a few things. First-off, another comic of a nonsense occurrence that happened while playing MHP3 on AdHoc Party with my good pal FishTiCuffs.

Armored Battlesquirrel Approves.

Second and more important. I look to expand the MHP3 section of the site with a new "White's Armory" section with the various useful armor combinations I've constructed since hitting HR6. There are a few nice ones, such as my [Evade+2, Marathon Runner, Stamina Regen Up, Focus] set. All in all I hope to put maybe a dozen armor sets on this page for both blade and gun, showing the breakdown of the skill points and socketing.

I just need to scrape together some convenient HTML code to display it all nicely. Look forward to seeing at least a few by the week's end.

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